We was robbed

So, you might have already seen this floating around if you've been in any athletic stores the last few days. Apparently someone thought it would be funny to put Willem Dafoe on the cover of Endurance Magazine.

Sneaky basterd

Dafoe's career has been going downhill ever since Platoon, and this is clearly a last chance stab at glory. Unfortunately, it was my glory he tried to steal. Lets just say I took care of it.

Those were crazy times

War is hell, but triathlon, now that's some serious s!@#.